Monday, October 30, 2006

Calendar

Week-- Sun Mon Tu W Th Fri Sat
1 -- 31-Aug-06 1-Sep-06 2-Sep-06
2 -- 3-Sep-06 4-Sep-06 5-Sep-06 6-Sep-06 7-Sep-06 8-Sep-06 9-Sep-06
3 -- 10-Sep-06 11-Sep-06 12-Sep-06 13-Sep-06 14-Sep-06 15-Sep-06 16-Sep-06
4 -- 17-Sep-06 18-Sep-06 19-Sep-06 20-Sep-06 21-Sep-06 22-Sep-06 23-Sep-06
5 -- 24-Sep-06 25-Sep-06 26-Sep-06 27-Sep-06 28-Sep-06 29-Sep-06 30-Sep-06
6 -- 1-Oct-06 2-Oct-06 3-Oct-06 4-Oct-06 5-Oct-06 6-Oct-06 7-Oct-06
7 -- 8-Oct-06 9-Oct-06 10-Oct-06 11-Oct-06 12-Oct-06 13-Oct-06 14-Oct-06
8 -- 15-Oct-06 16-Oct-06 17-Oct-06 18-Oct-06 19-Oct-06 20-Oct-06 21-Oct-06
9 -- 22-Oct-06 23-Oct-06 24-Oct-06 25-Oct-06 26-Oct-06 27-Oct-06 28-Oct-06
10 -- 29-Oct-06 30-Oct-06 31-Oct-06 1-Nov-06 2-Nov-06 3-Nov-06 4-Nov-06
11 -- 5-Nov-06 6-Nov-06 7-Nov-06 8-Nov-06 9-Nov-06 10-Nov-06 11-Nov-06
12 -- 12-Nov-06 13-Nov-06 14-Nov-06 15-Nov-06 16-Nov-06 17-Nov-06 18-Nov-06
13 -- 19-Nov-06 20-Nov-06 21-Nov-06 22-Nov-06 23-Nov-06 24-Nov-06 25-Nov-06
14 --26-Nov-06 27-Nov-06 28-Nov-06 29-Nov-06 30-Nov-06 1-Dec-06 2-Dec-06
15 -- 3-Dec-06 4-Dec-06 5-Dec-06 6-Dec-06 7-Dec-06 8-Dec-06 9-Dec-06
16 -- 10-Dec-06 11-Dec-06 12-Dec-06 13-Dec-06 14-Dec-06 15-Dec-06 16-Dec-06

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

CT Student Blogs

Sal, Pralay, Nishan, Mahendra, Allan's Blog: http://shailesh475.blogspot.com
Freddie and Benn's Blog: http://freddie4english.blogspot.com/
Asma's Blog: http://asmabdu.blogspot.com/
Adil M, Adil N, Ruslan, Tural's Blog: http://adilmansimov.blogspot.com/

Friday, October 13, 2006

Quotes

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." - Wendell Johnson

Friday, October 6, 2006

NEW WORDS FOR THE NEW MILLENIUM

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a
deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was
responsible.

CHAINSAW CONSULTANT: An outside expert brought in to reduce
the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean
hands.

CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

IDEA HAMSTERS: People who always seem to have their idea
generator running.

MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the
couch potato.

PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly
in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to
see what's going on.

SITCOMs: (Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage)
What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them
stops working to stay home with the kids.

STARTER MARRIAGE: A short-lived first marriage that ends in
divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.

STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed
out and whiny.

SWIPED OUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered
useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive
use.

TOURISTS: People who take training classes just to get a
vacation from their jobs. "We had three serious students in
the class; the rest were just tourists."

TREEWARE: Hacker slang for documentation or other printed
material.

XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from
one's workplace.

ALPHA GEEK: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient
person in an office or work group.

CHIPS & SALSA: Chips = hardware, Salsa = software. "Well,
first we gotta figure out if the problem's in your chips or
your salsa.

Classroom Etiquette (with thanks to Shauna)

1. Be respectful
2. Turn off cell phones-- or manner mode
3. No talking while professor or other students are talking
4. Try to be on time
5. Be prepared
6. Participate constructively

Word Dafinitions

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN downunder.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat

What do you see (#2)?